Tiktok Rice Purity Test

 Tiktok Rice Purity Test is a test to see if your rice is "clean" or how much it has been contaminated by the Yellow Dragon Plague.

To complete this test you will need a container of rice and a microscope that can magnify at least 100 times. To begin, place the empty dish on your microscope stand and turn on the main power switch. Look through the eyepiece and study what you see. If there are no dots in your dish, then congrats, you have clean rice! But if there are dots (which means either plague germs or eggs), it's time to throw away all your rice and buy something else for dinner tonight. [BEGIN SIDE BAR]

Side bar: [If there is anything in particular that you want to say about the plague or its symptoms that you think is important, now's a good time to mention it.]

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Recommendation: Throw away all your rice and buy something else for dinner tonight. [END SIDE BAR]

The plague is deadly and spreads fast, so don't try saving any leftovers from the day before! In food terms, basically anything that comes from Asia has been contaminated by the plague because its spread has been so bad in those countries recently…and also because it spreads through touch (only takes one more person to be touched by an infected individual for this to happen). you can also read from this url https://quickricepuritytest.com/new-tiktok-rice-purity-test/

It's not too late though! If you do see fresh rice in stores, it is not contaminated because the plague comes from a three-year cycle. The last two years have been plague years and now we'll finally get a break until 2021/2022 when the next plague year arrives.

Rice distributors in Asia are sending people out with white gloves on their hands and masks over their faces so they don't infect any of the uncooked rice themselves [1]. They also go into abandoned houses where no one has been since 2015 when the plague became active that year [2] . They buy up all the rice they can find from those who would have it, even if they just want to get rid of the old rice that's been sitting in their pantry for years.

The plague is also affecting peanuts  and barley  but with a slightly different strain  so they require a different vaccine  than rice. The peanut and barley vaccines are currently still being tested but will hopefully be ready soon [6].

The USDA has advised all Americans not to eat any unprocessed foods at all until this whole thing blows over because there isn't yet enough money in the budget for food safety inspections at individual homes. If you're wondering why your taxes can pay for wars overseas but not food inspection at home, well, welcome to Congress [3] .

On a more personal note, I've also been meaning to ask: where do you get your rice? If it's from anyone other than the supermarket, please stop buying it immediately.

The government is actually just hoping that this whole thing blows over soon because right now they're all out of printing money due to the deficit crisis [4] .

Haha sorry just kidding! I thought that would be an interesting twist. They are still running on fumes though - literally! The country only has enough fuel for another 3 weeks so if nothing changes by then we might have true anarchy on our hands [7].